Imagine this: You’re a high-performing candidate. Just wrapped up a major project. You’re pumped about a new opportunity.

  • Screened
  • Interviewed
  • Hopeful

But then…

Interview #2, #3, #4… The same questions. Different faces. “Tell me about yourself” – again? Now it’s less about discovery, more about endurance. By round six, it feels like Squid Game: HR Edition.

Then? Silence. The dreaded candidate black hole.

Let’s get real.

This isn’t an exaggeration. It’s the sad norm. In fact:

57% of job seekers say the interview process is too lengthy (Greenhouse, 2023)

52% never hear back after an interview (Talentegy, Candidate Experience Report, 2023)

And 49% would reject an offer if the process felt disrespectful- even if the compensation was attractive (CareerPlug, 2024)


What’s the cost of ghosting & chaos?

You’re not just losing candidates. You’re bleeding brand equity, time, and trust.

72% of candidates share a bad hiring experience online or with peers (LinkedIn, 2023)

That means your mess is now a marketing problem

You’re also stretching your TA teams thin-reviewing the same candidates repeatedly, asking the same questions, chasing ghost approvals

So let’s be blunt: Your hiring process shouldn’t feel like a psychological test.

It should feel like a professional conversation. One where humans respect humans.


The Fix: Ditch the Drama, Build a hiring machine

Let’s get you out of the hiring Hunger Games and into a winning workflow:

1. Max 3 Interviews. Period.

Each round must serve a distinct purpose:

  • Round 1: Fit & motivation
  • Round 2: Skills & execution
  • Round 3: Team chemistry or leadership alignment

If you can’t explain why round #5 exists – kill it.

2. No repeat performances

Train your panel. Use tracking tools. If one person covers behavioral insight – don’t have the next one ask the same.

Use interviewer scorecards and centralized feedback systems (like Greenhouse or Lever) to avoid déjà vu.

3. Radical transparency

Tell them the process. Stick to the timeline. Close the loop.

84% of candidates say clearer communication would improve their experience (Talent Board, 2023).

Even a simple “Sorry, we’re moving forward with someone else” earns you major respect.

4. Respect TIME. Always.

If you’re asking for 5 rounds, a take-home case, and availability across 2 weeks – ask yourself: Would you tolerate that?

Great candidates have options. The moment your process starts to feel like a test of patience, they walk.


No more hiring Horror shows

Your next great hire might already be in the funnel. But they’re also talking to your competitors. And if your process feels like a game of endurance, they’re out.

Let’s fix this. Let’s raise the standard.

What’s the wildest interview experience you’ve had – as a candidate or a recruiter?

Drop it in the comments. Let’s laugh, cry, and maybe-finally-build hiring that doesn’t suck.

For those who need help with interviews, you can get support here.

Sources:

Cronofy Candidate Expectations Report, 2023 (Referencing the lengthy process claim)

Greenhouse Hiring Trends Report, 2024 (Referencing the ‘ghosting’ claim)

CareerPlug Candidate Experience Report, 2023 (Referencing the offer rejection claim)

CareerArc Candidate Experience Study (Referencing the sharing bad experience claim)

Talent Board CandE Benchmark Research Report, 2023 (Referencing the clearer communication claim)

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